themallos:

moral of the story: never leave me alone with mspaint

devildork:

I think this may be the best thing ever,

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hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

sweet-bitsy:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

Signal boost

YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

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swim-swim-motherfuckers:

radioactive-sludge:

today i’m here to talk about hyenas.

no, not those slobbery cackling motherfuckers, those aren’t hyenas

THESE motherfuckers.. are hyenas

THEY HAVE THE ROUNDEST LIL NOSES OMG

YOU THOUGHT HYENAS WERE UGLY HUH I THINK NOT NOPE

THEY GOT THE ROUNDED FUCKING EARS AND DROOPY EYES AND NATURAL MOHAWKS AND I MEAN COME ON HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE HYENAS

LOOK AT THESE BEAUTIFUL FUCKING CREATURES 

okay i’m done

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS

(via thespiritofvengeance)

mymodernmet:

Pipe cleaner sculptures by Lauren Ryan

Animal sculptures made of nothing more than pipe cleaners that are occasionally cut with scissors.

(via lttleghost)

adriofthedead:

ＴＨＥ　ＲＩＴＵＡＬ　ＩＳ　ＣＯＭＰＬＥＴＥ

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moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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milk-chiller2:

Reminder of: reason for eggplant’s name

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frickyeah1990s:

do you remember these games?

(via demolegocity)

typette:

seriously, guys! 

here’s my final answer. No more PMs!

(via theterry)

So ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!

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theanimaleffect:

Chameleon: Bristol Zoo by Danni Davies. on Flickr.

(via allsortsofwonderful)

showdawgblawg:

Shar Pei by Tex Pet on Flickr.